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Do you like self-righteously guilt tripping people in order to make your feel better about yourself in order to put on the guise of a hero while in actuality you are a sad, insecure loser with a hideously bloated superiority complex?


We're using 6.8 quintillion dollars straight from the GDP of some poor impoverished country somewere to help some animal that can't quite catch up with evolution. What? We don't keep those starving African children alive for nothing! In actuality, the world is doing fine, it's just the sensible rest of  humanity that has to deal with your smug green delusions, you narcissistic teenager.


So DOC is saving the kakapo, if that's what your smug power fantasies say. There aren't that many of these weird looking parrot owl abominations, and if this gross little monster finally finds its place in hell, Everyone in Lyttleton or some low lying town will drown under you and your eco-nazi butt buddies's salty, salty, tears, but that doesn't matter, because the ANIMULZ survived! Yeiiii!!!! Oh wait, the rising sea levels contributed to more cyanobacteria and algae filling the ocean, hereby drastically consuming the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Feel that great pride that fills you when you believe that you saved the environment! Oh wait, the immense amounts of marine microbial life has consumed all carbon in the atmosphere, reducing this bootyful earth that you obsess over so much into a salty wasteland as you bawl in utter shame and disappointment, since your lack of scientific knowledge has led to your self proclaimed "destruction of earth's climate" while actually the atmosphere has changed, not "ruined". I mean, this is science. You can't use emotional terms when describing climate. And wait , there's more! Since all the EBIL HYUUMYNZHGHGHGH are all DEAD, there is no one to manage the nuclear power stations, so now the earth looks like exactly what you tried to save it from becoming.


Thanks a lot, angsty teenage wanker.


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Gideon Chan
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
New Zealand
I used to be :iconshred1337:.

My name is Gideon Chan, and i'm from New Zealand. I like to draw stickmen and write stories about them.

I mostly write.

I do art trades.


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