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Do you like self-righteously guilt tripping people in order to make your feel better about yourself in order to put on the guise of a hero while in actuality you are a sad, insecure loser with a hideously bloated superiority complex?


We're using 6.8 quintillion dollars straight from the GDP of some poor impoverished country somewere to help some animal that can't quite catch up with evolution. What? We don't keep those starving African children alive for nothing! In actuality, the world is doing fine, it's just the sensible rest of  humanity that has to deal with your smug green delusions, you narcissistic teenager.


So DOC is saving the kakapo, if that's what your smug power fantasies say. There aren't that many of these weird looking parrot owl abominations, and if this gross little monster finally finds its place in hell, Everyone in Lyttleton or some low lying town will drown under you and your eco-nazi butt buddies's salty, salty, tears, but that doesn't matter, because the ANIMULZ survived! Yeiiii!!!! Oh wait, the rising sea levels contributed to more cyanobacteria and algae filling the ocean, hereby drastically consuming the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Feel that great pride that fills you when you believe that you saved the environment! Oh wait, the immense amounts of marine microbial life has consumed all carbon in the atmosphere, reducing this bootyful earth that you obsess over so much into a salty wasteland as you bawl in utter shame and disappointment, since your lack of scientific knowledge has led to your self proclaimed "destruction of earth's climate" while actually the atmosphere has changed, not "ruined". I mean, this is science. You can't use emotional terms when describing climate. And wait , there's more! Since all the EBIL HYUUMYNZHGHGHGH are all DEAD, there is no one to manage the nuclear power stations, so now the earth looks like exactly what you tried to save it from becoming.


Thanks a lot, angsty teenage wanker.


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Gideon Chan
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
New Zealand
I used to be :iconshred1337:.

My name is Gideon Chan, and i'm from New Zealand. I like to draw stickmen and write stories about them.

I mostly write.

I do art trades.


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Tales-of-Torment Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Neko Emoji-02 (Lazy) [V1] Thanks very much for the favorite! I appreciate it!Neko Emoji-03 (Good Morning) 
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StrangeStickmanStuff Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome!
AceOfSpades007 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yo thx for the fav😆
StrangeStickmanStuff Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome.
jmb200960 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2017
Thanks for the fav! May I ask where in New zealand you are from ? I visited in march 2015 and truly enjoy my stay.
StrangeStickmanStuff Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm from Christchurch, in the Canterbury region.
jmb200960 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017
I have been throught. Seems a nice town. Sorruy for the earthquake, I have seen some part of town still in works then.
StrangeStickmanStuff Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol as soon as I mention I'm from Christchurch, people start talking about the earthquake that happened 6 years ago. It's the only reason why Christchurch has really modern looking buildings.

My house and my grandparents's house had to get renovated then, and the suburb I live in has made a full recovery.
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curtsibling Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the add!
StrangeStickmanStuff Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your welcome!
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